In the realm of medical mishaps, kidney failure might seem like a subject best approached with caution, but sometimes, a good laugh can be the best medicine. So, let's dive into the lighter side of renal woes with three kidney failure jokes sure to tickle your funny bone.
1. I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*
Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope... I have four. *point to belly* Two kidneys here... *points to legs* ...and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
2. I donated 1 kidney and they called me a lifesaver
I donated two kidneys, they called me a hero.
But for some strange reason, when I donated three kidneys, they called the police.
3. What's a kidney’s favorite type of music?
Organ music!
We hope you enjoyed these funny jokes!