Those suffering with Chronic Kidney Disease and Diabetes often feel that they have not only lost control of their health, but indeed their entire lives as well. This feeling of being overwhelmed is understandable, but it neither has to be inevitable or permanent because you can still make the choice to be joyful. One way to bring joy and lightheartedness into your life is to laugh. In fact, studies have revealed that Chronic Kidney Disease and Diabetic patients who maintained their sense of humor increased their very survival rate by over 30%! Do you incorporate joy, lightheartedness, and laughter into your life on a consistent basis? Well, here are a few jokes to make you laugh which can significantly contribute to your survival:
Recommended Reading: Jokes for the Chronic Kidney Disease Community
1.) What is the difference between a Kidney Stone and a Dialysis patient's Physical Exam? A Kidney Stone is easier to pass.
2.) The Dialysis patient walks into a music store and said to the salesman, "I'm so excited, I'll take 2, one for me and one for my good friend." The salesman said, "2 of what, sir?" The patient immediately replied, "2 of the Organs you have for sale!"
3.) A news headline stated, "Blind Dialysis patient gets Kidney from a Dad who was not seen in many years."
4.) 2 neighboring Dialysis patients are chatting, one complained to the other, "I changed my Nephrologist the other day." The other replied simply, "Why?" He explained, "I don't trust him anymore. It seems that most of his Kidney patients die from Heart complications, but this new fellow has a reputation for his patients dying of Kidney Failure."
5.) A renal patient asked the waiter, "What is safe to put into your mouth on this menu if I am trying to abide by my Renal and Diabetic diet?" The waiter chuckled slightly, "Everything, as long as you don't swallow!"
Recommended Reading: Tailored Jokes For The Chronic Kidney Disease Community
Some aspects of your health may be taken from you, but laughter is a gift you can give to yourself. Although you may have more stress now that you are fighting Chronic Kidney Disease and/or Diabetes, laughter can be used effectively to deal with the stresses of day to day living. For more Fresh, Breaking News and Information about how Chronic Kidney Disease and Diabetic patients can better manage their lives, visit KidneyBuzz.com every day.